Having already posted an entry about my experience at the
Grosvenor Cinema, I thought it would be a good idea to even it out and also
talk about my experience at the less independent, multiplex cinema ‘Cineworld’
in Renfrew Street. Now, as a local of Falkirk I have little experience with
this cinema and normally would not choose to go to it, choosing instead to go
to my own local Cineworld instead but, seeing as this cinema promised a bigger
screen viewing of Captain America: The
Winter Soldier complete with Chris Evans’ muscles in high definition, I
figured why the heck not?
This particular cinema is supposed to be the tallest cinema in the world and that isn’t hard to believe. After buying my tickets and getting told I was in screen 14, so began my journey up about twenty different escalators. Believe me, when they say your screen is on the fourth floor, they really mean the eighth floor.
So after accepting my fate and handing over the money
needed, I walked towards the screen only to be asked “Do you have a D-Box seat?”
A what seat? My obvious confusion was answer enough and I was told to sit in
any seat I wanted—as long as it wasn’t a red seat which, as it turned out, was
the colour of the mysterious D-Box seats.
Apparently that wasn’t the case as after asking one person
how their D-Box experience was after the film, the answer I got was ‘a waste of
money’. As someone who already feels this way about most 3D movies with few
exceptions (shout out to James Cameron’s Avatar)
I wasn’t all that surprised. When will whoever is responsible for these ‘improvements’
realise that we can experience a movie just fine without all this extra
dimensional nonsense? It seems like all multiplex cinemas fall victim to these
advancements sooner or later which makes me appreciate the independent vibe of
the Grosvenor that little bit more which, in my eyes, makes it the frontrunner
in the admittedly non-existent competition for the best cinema Glasgow has to
offer.

